HOW CHILDREN DRIVES THEIR TEACHERS CRAZY!!

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil :Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins ! TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ? Pupil : Teach it some manners ! What is the Great Depression? when you get a bad report card. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH School! What is the center of gravity? The alphabet V ! How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters? ICE! What is 5Q + 5Q? 10Q........You're Welcome!

TRY THIS TOGETHER!!!

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!