HOW CHILDREN DRIVES THEIR TEACHERS CRAZY!!

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil :Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins ! TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ? Pupil : Teach it some manners ! What is the Great Depression? when you get a bad report card. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH School! What is the center of gravity? The alphabet V ! How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters? ICE! What is 5Q + 5Q? 10Q........You're Welcome!